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Guy Trying to Protect His Car from Hail
Is this a good idea? Aww, HAILLLLL no!
Reblog if you’re a fan of Jennifer Lawrence.
Let’s see how many people on tumblr
likelove her.
(Source: itsyourlawrence, via fallen-fables)
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
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humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
Best. Laugh. Ever.
I’m toast.
HE’S BREAD, JIM.
(Source: secretsbest, via fallen-fables)
cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower.
(Source: unexplainedcinema, via fallen-fables)
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
Me
iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
oh my
i dunt see it
EDIT***:
WHATTHE HELL.
…You had my curiosity…
[After]
WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!
(I’ll try it
edit
WHAT)
how did you
WHAT
im so confused what is
wait oh
[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!Oh my god
(Source: jesscookie, via fallen-fables)
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